The Advertising Slogan Generator

Put A Disfish In Your Tank.
Beanz Meanz Disfish.
He Who Thinks Disfish Drinks Disfish.
The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Disfish.
Snap into a Disfish!
Make Every Disfish Count.
A Disfish Works Wonders.
Good Disfish Has Danish Written All Over It.
I'm a Secret Disfish Drinker.
It's a Disfish Adventure.
Let the Disfish Begin.
It's Good To Talk Disfish.
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Disfish it is!
I am Stuck on Disfish, 'Cause Disfish's Stuck on Me.
Fresh from the Captain's Disfish.
Think Once, Think Twice, Think Disfish.
Loves the Disfish You Hate.
Plink, Plink, Disfish...
Disfish Just Feels Right.
It's the Disfish You Can See.
The Disfish Bars Are On Me!
I Want My Disfish.
The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Disfish.

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